Auditions!

Haphazardly Ever After & Young Actor’s Workshop

 

Dates:

Saturday Sept 29th (after workshop 1-3) Sunday Sept 30 2-4

Tons of magical fun awaits in this original, one-of-a-kind fractured fairy tale farce!  A kind king and queen have trouble in their royal family — four obnoxious, bratty, adult children who do not live up to their royal titles.  There’s the mean Princess Cinnamon, the not-so-bright Princess Peppermint, the vain Prince Hairgel and Prince Slacker, who thinks being a prince is just way, way too hard.  The king and queen try everything to bring happiness and harmony to their family.  They hire a royal therapist, bring in royal teachers and even attempt to marry off their children, all to no avail.  The king and queen are ready for a happily-ever-after that doesn’t include adult children still living at home, so they call upon the fairy godmother to help.  However, after learning the outrageous cost of hiring the fairy godmother (let alone the permits required), the king and queen decide to create a do-it-yourself fairy tale with the help of supplies purchased at The Enchanted Depot.  Royal chaos!  Of course, nothing goes as planned, but everyone is changed by their experiences.  And through a series of haphazard events, the royal family just might live happily ever after, after all.

 

All children must be able to be back stage without a parent – Ages 6 to 18

Miscellaneous parts big and small

Don’t Hug Me Christmas Carol

Dates:

Oct 7 and Oct 8 from 7-9 pm

 

It’s Christmas Eve in Bunyan Bay, Minnesota and cantankerous bar owner Gunner Johnson gets in an argument with his wife, Clara. He tells her he’s skipping Christmas, storms out of the bar, goes snowmobiling across the lake, falls through the ice on his skidoo and goes into a coma. He comes back in his dream where he’s visited by folk legend, Sven Yorgensen, who plays the ghost of Christmas past, present, and future. Sven takes Gunner (Scrooge) on a journey similar to that in Charles Dickens A Christmas Carol only very different. Will Gunner comes out of his coma and finds redemption with Clara at The Bunyan.

 

 

Age ranges are can be from 30 to 65
Gunner Johnson  ( Bar owner) Baritone
Clara Johnson  ( Gunner’s wife) Mezzo-Soprano
Bernice Lundstrom Mezzo-Soprano
Kanute Gunderson Baritone
Sven Yorgensen  Lead Baritone

The Tin Woman

 Dates:

Nov 18 7-9PM Nov 19 7-9PM

 

 

Instead of relishing life after her heart transplant, Joy enters a downward spiral, unsure whether she truly deserves a second chance. Meanwhile, Alice and Hank mourn the loss of their son, Jack, whose heart was used to save Joy. At a friend’s urging, Joy tracks down Jack’s family to find closure. But are Alice, Hank, and their daughter Sammy ready to accept Jack’s death? Based on a True Story, The Tin Woman uses humor and pathos to explore loss, family, and what it means to be given a new life.

 

Age ranges are can be from 20 to 65 (4 female 2 male)

Joy 25-40

Darla/nurse 25-40

Alice , Mother 40-65

Hank Father 40-65

Jack Son 30-40

Sammy Daughter Female 20-30

Over the River and Through the Woods

Dates:

Jan 13th – 7PM, Jan 14th – 7:30

Nick is a single, Italian-American guy from New Jersey. His parents retired and moved to Florida. That doesn’t mean his family isn’t still in Jersey. In fact, he sees both sets of his grandparents every Sunday for dinner. This is routine until he has to tell them that he’s been offered a dream job. The job he’s been waiting for—marketing executive—would take him away from his beloved, but annoying, grandparents. He tells them. The news doesn’t sit so well. Thus begins a series of schemes to keep Nick around. How could he betray his family’s love to move to Seattle, for a job, wonder his grandparents? Well, Frank, Aida, Nunzio and Emma do their level best, and that includes bringing to dinner the lovely—and single—Caitlin O’Hare as bait…we won’t give the ending away here.

 

6 actors, 3 men 3 woman Must be able to play age ranges

 

Frank & Caitlin    25-35
Nick & Nunzio   60-75
Aida & Emma     60-75